Crumbs from the Cookie

Why does my credit card categorize my gym membership as entertainment?

Cars are getting smarter but the drivers are not.

Remember when they told us that watching too much TV would warp our brains? Well it happened.

We humans believe our minds make us unique and smarter than all other species, so why do we constantly try to alter or distract our minds with drugs, alcohol and the drivel of entertainment

The reason there are no therapy cats is that cats really want to kill you.

Every time you see a sunset someone else is seeing a sunrise.

Watching sports on TV is like watching porn; you can see more but it doesn't feel the same

The trouble with public transportation is not the transportation, it is the public.

In these times perhaps the true radical is a moderate.

The fresh meat in the pet food cooler looks better than the meat in the butcher aisle.

I can accept death but not the dying.

It’s not how high you fly, it’s where you land.

The right question is more important than the right answer.

For some people enough is never enough.

I live an Ikea life - I don't understand the instructions and the pieces don't fit together.

When straws are outlawed only outlaws will have straws

Perspective matters; going slow makes everything else seem fast.

Time is like love. There is never enough of it and its gone all too soon.

Predicting the future is for fools and charlatans, meaning pundits and economists.

The smartest people are never the ones who think they are.

Each window you look through is really a mirror. What you see is what you bring with you.
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Like a tree, we may bend with time, but deep roots keep us upright.